"Business is booming. Business of givin' you the business..."
Stop-Loss: The main character's name is (a) Private Khan, (b) Major Caesar, (c) Lieutenant Pharaoh, (d) Sergeant King, (e) Captain Lord, (f) Admiral President? Original
Run, Fat Boy, Run: We switched Simon Pegg's long time filmmaking partner Edgar Wright with delicious Folgers Crystals. Let's see if he notices. Original
Superhero Movie: goddammit. Not original
21: Blackjack, sure, but it's also the drinking age. Coincidence, I think not. Not original
The Cool School: Documentary about the LA art scene (<--most pretentious sentence ever). Original
My Brother is an Only Child: Hopefully not because I am a ghost. Not original
Aleksandra: Sokurov! Original
American Zombie: A movie about zombies living in LA seems like it shouldn't be considered Original
Chapter 27: Mark David Chapman. Not original
Who's Your Monkey: Also known as "Throwing Stars." Tagline: "Don't stop 'till you drop." Your guess = good as mine. Original, I guess
Flow: For Love of Water: documentary. original
Shotgun Stories: Three feuding brothers who are apparently named Son Hayes, Kid Hayes, and Boy Hayes. I wish I were kidding. Original
note: The wide release pictures have gotten through another month without being mostly unoriginal. Can they survive April?
(answer to Stop-Loss quiz: D)