"Sweetie! Isn't that the guy from Depeche Mode?"
"No way, where? Oh, holy crap, he's with a girl!"
"Oh yeah, that guy's totally straight. I saw a whole thing about him on the VH-1. "
"But he's the guy from Depeche Mode! That's impossible!"
Leatherheads: How can George Clooney get away with playing a football player? By making a football movie set in the primordial past. Renee Zellweger plays a stegosaurus. Original
Nim's Island: Movie about a novel and a novelist and a little girl based on a novel by a novelist who is not the same as the novelist in the movie. Think Jumanji. Not original
The Ruins: Another in a long string of anti-spelunking films. Hollywood hates caves! Not orignal
Shine a Light: Because We Were Just Kidding About That Last Waltz Being the Last One is a terrible title. Scorsese becomes the second person to shoot the ridiculous flouncing of Keith Richards in as many years. Original
Flight of the Red Balloon: Yep, it's that movie. Again. Not Original
Grizzly Park: Fake named writer/director Thomas Skull does some typical horror. Original
Meet Bill: Aaron Eckhart wears a suit. Original
My Blueberry Nights: Wong Kar Wai directs an English language picture. Original
Sex and Death 101: The writer/director and Actress from Heathers reunite. "You like a sex crime?" - Borat. Original