"Back of the net."
wide:
Speed Racer: "Kudos to production designer the Marquis de Sade, and to script-doctor Chim-Chim." -Gregory Weinkauf. Not original
What Happens In Vegas: Does not stay in Vegas, in fact, and takes place largely in New York. Also what happens in Vegas is terrible ideas for movies are drunkenly hatched. Despite the fact that the premise of this film seems to be based on an ad campaign I guess it's grudgingly Original
Limited:
The Babysitters: The early front runner for the film most likely to have creepy old men filing lawsuits for intellectual property theft. Original
Battle for Haditha: It's hard to tell if this is a fictional film set during the event or essentially a retelling so I'm gonna go Not Original
Before the Rains: But after the original movie, Asphalt Zahov. Not original
Bloodline: The rule on documentaries is that they count as original, but a documentary of a guy trying to explore The Da Vinci Code is getting the Not original
Frontier(s): Neonazis! Original
The Memory Thief: Nazis! Original
Monster Camp: It's like summer camp if, instead of basket weaving and hiking, campers pretended they were orcs and wizards. Oh, and all the campers are adult fantasy enthusiasts. Original
Noise: Tim Robbins is being driven crazy by the constant noise in New York, so instead of considering a move or maybe some soundproofing, he becomes batman. Original
Refusenik: Commies! Original
Surfwise: Documentary about a rejected sequel to Lord of the Rings in which Sam leads a gnarly surfboard invasion to the undying lands. No? Damn. Original
The Tracey Fragments: "There are only rare scenes in which there are less then 3 fragments to be seen on screen." Sounds unpleasant and pretentious, but I've been wrong before. Not original
Turn the River: Is about a poolshark, but I bet there's some Texas Hold 'em in there, too. Original
Vice: Stars most of the cast of Kill Bill. That is all I know. Original
the score:
week: 10-5
year: 117-54
wide:
week: 1-1
year: 31-27
Friday, May 09, 2008
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Ok, all your snarky plot descriptions aside, half of these movies don't actually exist. I just don't believe it.
They all meet the criteria, I'm afraid. Unfortunately many of them aren't as awesome as my summaries make them sound. I'm looking at you, Surfwise!
I wanted to believe you with Surfwise. In a very deep place would my joy have leapt from.
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