Another week missed. Here we go.
last week wide:
Hancock: Every time a movie title is the main character's last name, the first name is John. It is probably not an absolute rule, but it's close (Shaft, Constantine, Rambo, etc...). Original
Kitt Kittridge: An American Girl: Sequel to the underperforming Helga Hoffstadt: Eine East German Madchen. Not Original
last week limited:
Gonzo: The Life and Work of Hunter Thompson: Documentary. Original
The Wackness: Ben Kingsley makes out with an Olsen and rocks the ganj. What's
Diminished Capacity: Another week, another Matthew Broderick movie. Original
Holding Trevor: "They’re embarrassing America! They turned the Navy into a floating joke. They ruined all our best names like Bruce, and Lance, and Julian. Those were the toughest names we had!" Now even our gerund-name titles aren't safe! Original
Very Young Girls: Documentary about the title people and prostitution.. Original
last weeks score:
week: 6-1
year: 160-69
wide:
week: 1-1
year: 37-35
This week wide:
Hellboy II: The Golden Army: It's nice to see Ron Perlman doing something other than absorbing Beauty and the Beast living-in-the-sewer jokes. Not original
Journey to the Center of the Earth: Encino Man will finally get to face dinosaurs. Not original
Meet Dave: Even keeping The Love Guru in mind, this looks like the worst comedy of the summer (ever?). Original
This week limited:
Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild: IMDB plot outline: "Andy, Nico, Jarod and Griff reunite in Fort Lauderdale for Spring Break and participate in a contest called "Gays Gone Wild" to determine who can attain the most "buttlove" over the course of the vacation." Not original
August: Takes place in August 2001, but something tells me it's going to leak over into the first, say, dozen days of the next month. Original
Days and Clouds: Italian film. Original
Death Defying Acts: Guy Pearce as Harry Houdini. I'm in. Not original
Eight Miles High: (German) Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll! Not original
Full Battle Rattle: The Iraq simulation in California gets documentaried. Original
Garden Party: Another Los Angeles movie about how mundane and bleak it is in Hollywood. (not really but technically) Original
Harold: It's funny because Har-old has Old man Hair... get it? The kid's bald. See? Hilarious. Original
La France: World War I... the musical! Not original
The Stone Angel: Old lady = stone angel! Not original
This weeks scores
week: 6-7
year: 166-76
wide:
week: 1-2
year: 38-37
2 comments:
I'm hoping that's how Harold was pitched. I'm so. so hoping those were the exact words.
I think the word-for-word pitch guessing is going to be the format for every movie today.
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