...you were part of an experiment? I keep wondering when the scientists will come and tell me that I was part of the placebo group.
"Mr. Johnson, we'd like to inform you that you have been taking a placebo all week. As you show no real progress in your recovery from this gouty attack, your results confirm the value of the drug indomethicin. Here are some actual, working pills. And we apologize for mentioning the band 'Placebo.' We understand as you do that they are a vile musical plague who should've been executed for covering the Smiths. We hope you feel better."
Oh, and go do this thing.
MUSIC: pixies: wave of mutilation